These are the final stats for the 1997-8 season.
| Name | GP | PTU | TU | Int | PPG | Tu/G | Int/G | Ratio |
|---|
| Dave H. | 157 | 100 | 663 | 193 | 45.64 | 4.86 | 1.23 | 3.953 |
| John | 103 | 17 | 483 | 147 | 42.23 | 4.85 | 1.43 | 3.401 |
| Dave G. | 106 | 60 | 428 | 154 | 41.60 | 4.61 | 1.45 | 3.169 |
| Julie | 163 | 45 | 489 | 51 | 32.58 | 3.28 | 0.31 | 10.471 |
| Adam | 141 | 28 | 382 | 91 | 26.84 | 2.91 | 0.65 | 4.505 |
| Willie | 124 | 42 | 272 | 54 | 24.84 | 2.53 | 0.44 | 5.815 |
| Bill | 73 | 23 | 182 | 85 | 23.84 | 2.81 | 1.16 | 2.412 |
| Zeke | 135 | 18 | 327 | 90 | 22.89 | 2.56 | 0.67 | 3.833 |
| Josh A. | 123 | 20 | 278 | 95 | 21.18 | 2.42 | 0.77 | 3.137 |
| Ben | 11 | 2 | 22 | 5 | 20.45 | 2.18 | 0.45 | 4.800 |
| Mark | 113 | 15 | 260 | 107 | 20.27 | 2.43 | 0.95 | 2.570 |
| Kanish | 54 | 9 | 112 | 38 | 19.72 | 2.24 | 0.70 | 3.184 |
| Josh B. | 93 | 19 | 162 | 49 | 17.85 | 1.95 | 0.53 | 3.694 |
| Shaun | 136 | 11 | 199 | 50 | 14.01 | 1.54 | 0.37 | 4.200 |
| J.R. | 16 | 4 | 21 | 11 | 13.44 | 1.56 | 0.69 | 2.273 |
| Jason | 75 | 2 | 95 | 0 | 13.07 | 1.29 | 0.00 | Infin. |
| Annie | 30 | 0 | 37 | 2 | 12.00 | 1.23 | 0.07 | 18.500 |
| Michelle | 42 | 6 | 42 | 8 | 11.19 | 1.14 | 0.19 | 6.000 |
| Lloyd | 10 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 10.00 | 1.10 | 0.20 | 5.500 |
| Nick | 20 | 2 | 21 | 10 | 9.50 | 1.15 | 0.50 | 2.300 |
| Joe | 24 | 0 | 20 | 2 | 7.92 | 0.83 | 0.08 | 10.000 |
| Katherine | 18 | 1 | 12 | 0 | 7.50 | 0.72 | 0.00 | Infin. |
| Mike | 30 | 1 | 15 | 3 | 5.00 | 0.57 | 0.10 | 5.333 |
| Max | 24 | 0 | 15 | 6 | 5.00 | 0.63 | 0.25 | 2.500 |
| Khon | 134 | 0 | 62 | 2 | 4.55 | 0.46 | 0.01 | 31.000 |
| Name | TP | GP | W | L | Pct | TW |
|---|
| Dave H. | 11 | 157 | 138 | 19 | .879 | 5 |
| John | 7 | 103 | 71 | 32 | .689 | 1 |
| Dave G. | 7 | 106 | 96 | 10 | .906 | 4 |
| Julie | 11 | 163 | 142 | 21 | .871 | 6 |
| Adam | 10 | 141 | 93 | 48 | .660 | 0 |
| Willie | 9 | 124 | 115 | 9 | .927 | 6 |
| Bill | 6 | 73 | 37 | 36 | .507 | 1 |
| Zeke | 10 | 135 | 85 | 50 | .630 | 0 |
| Josh A. | 10 | 123 | 59 | 64 | .480 | 1 |
| Ben | 1 | 11 | 1 | 10 | .091 | 0 |
| Mark | 9 | 113 | 65 | 48 | .575 | 1 |
| Kanish | 7 | 53 | 22 | 32 | .407 | 0 |
| Josh B. | 9 | 93 | 47 | 46 | .505 | 1 |
| Shaun | 10 | 136 | 75 | 61 | .551 | 1 |
| J.R. | 2 | 16 | 7 | 9 | .438 | 0 |
| Jason | 6 | 75 | 43 | 32 | .573 | 2 |
| Annie | 4 | 30 | 4 | 26 | .133 | 0 |
| Michelle | 3 | 42 | 28 | 14 | .667 | 0 |
| Lloyd | 2 | 10 | 1 | 9 | .100 | 0 |
| Nick | 2 | 20 | 1 | 19 | .050 | 0 |
| Joe | 2 | 24 | 9 | 15 | .375 | 0 |
| Katherine | 2 | 18 | 6 | 12 | .333 | 0 |
| Mike | 4 | 30 | 5 | 25 | .167 | 0 |
| Max | 3 | 24 | 4 | 20 | .167 | 0 |
| Khon | 10 | 134 | 79 | 55 | .590 | 0 |
Swarthmore Junior Bird
Maryland A
The A team won the tournament with one loss to Princeton.
| Player | PPG |
| Julie | 60.0 |
| Mark | 19.2 |
| Bill | 10.4 |
| Shaun | 8.5 |
Maryland B
The B team went 6-7, admirable considering that they were short one
player.
| Player | PPG |
| Josh | 35.8 |
| Kanishka | 21.5 |
| Joe | 4.6 |
Maryland Odyssey
The A team had a lot of close games, including two against the B team, but
managed to emerge undefeated after beating Swarthmore in the finals.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Dave G. | 35.8 |
| Dave H. | 35.4 |
| Julie | 21.7 |
| Willie | 16.7 |
Maryland Odyssey^2
The B team lost in the semifinals in a close match against the A team,
showing that the old-school Odyssey system kicks ass.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Zeke | 27.7 |
| Adam | 25.9 |
| Mark | 10.5 |
| Bill | 0.9 |
Maryland Atari 2600
Md Atari finished in 8th place with a 3-7 record.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Shaun | 20.0 |
| Josh A. | 19.0 |
| Josh B. | 12.0 |
| Mike | 3.5 |
Maryland 8-Bit NES
The contacts must be a little dusty, because the NES team finished in 10th
place with a 1-9 record. However, no one on the D team negged during
the tournament, certainly a rare feat for MD teams.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Khon | 14.0 |
| Jason | 13.0 |
| Annie | 9.0 |
| Max | 7.0 |
MD Approve dat Loan!
Despite the question quality and the occasional factual error, MD entered
the playoffs undefeated, and only suffered one loss to Cornell. We won the
second game in the best two-out-of-three, but lost the third match on a
classics-heavy packet including the now-infamous Appian Way question.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| David | 50.0 |
| Julie S. | 42.3 |
| Adam F. | 29.2 |
| Willie | 28.5 |
MD Go Gebco!
Go Gebco finished in 10th place with a 5-6 record.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Zeke | 42.2 |
| Bill | 26.8 |
| Mark | 21.8 |
| Khon | 5.5 |
MD Jus' Fi' Dolluh!
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Jason | 37.7 |
| Annie | 17.7 |
| Joe | 11.8 |
MD House Team
The creatively-named house team, led by sophomore Shaun Hayeslip, finished
with one win against USC B, and a very close game against Roanoke.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Shaun | 17.1 |
| Josh B. | 12.7 |
| Kanish | 7.0 |
| Lloyd | 6.3 |
| Annie | 5.0 |
| Mike | 2.5 |
| Max | 2.5 |
Maryland A
Located at the noisy Gilman Hall at Johns Hopkins, the ACC
tournament was pretty much what we expected. Maryland A won a 2 out
of 3 final against Virginia, playing on rather trashy questions.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Dave G. | 49.5 |
| Dave H. | 45.8 |
| Willie | 37.5 |
| Julie | 28.4
|
| Josh A. | 8.0 |
Josh Allen played for 5 games on Friday night. Willie played the other
fourteen rounds on Saturday.
Maryland B
The B team finished in fourth place with a 12-5 record.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Adam | 38.5 |
| Zeke | 27.1 |
| Mark | 22.6 |
| Shaun | 13.5 |
Maryland C
With a 3-14 record, the C team finished in 15th place.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Bill | 45.0 |
| Jason | 15.3 |
| Mike | 8.0 |
| Khon | 6.2 |
Maryland "Novice" team
For some dumb reason, the freshman teams were mixed on Saturday morning.
In the double round-robin, the freshmen finished in fourth place with a
3-7 record.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Kanish | 35.0 |
| Josh B. | 28.0 |
| Max | 3.5 |
Maryland A
The A team made a valiant effort, but lost a close game to Swarthmore
in the finals.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Dave H. | 79.2 |
| Josh B. | 20.4 |
| Zeke | 18.8 |
| Jason | 7.1 |
Maryland B
The second team finished with a 7-4 record, and lost in the
quarterfinals to Cornell.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Rob | 45.5 |
| Josh A. | 30.0 |
| Michelle | 11.8 |
| Khon | 4.6 |
Maryland A
Maryland A finished as the top of their bracket, and lost to Harvard B
in the semifinals on a protest. Bad moderators, poor questions -- all
in all, a typical Penn Bowl. One highlight is a feat that has
probably never been achieved before. In a game against South Carolina
B, our opponents were not there, so we were playing against empty
chairs. Despite this fact, Dave Goodman managed to neg on the first
question, thus making us the first team to ever be losing to nonexistent
opponents. Not yet fully satisfied, both Daves and Willie combined for
4 more negs, thus negging on 1/4 of the questions in the round.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Dave G. | 42.0 |
| Dave H. | 36.3 |
| Julie | 16.7 |
| Willie | 12.3 |
Maryland B
The B team got off to a good start, losing only a close one to GW
on the first night. After the first game Saturday, they were 6-1 and tied
for first place. However, the Penn Bowl question gods caught up with
them, and they lost five games down the stretch, including three on the
last toss-up, to finish at 9-6, eighth in the Grey Bracket.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Adam | 30.3 |
| Mark | 23.7 |
| Zeke | 18.3 |
| Shaun | 8.3 |
Maryland C
Like a grandfather clock, John Nam keeps on ticking, leading the C
team to 4th place in the Pleasance Bracket and a playoff spot.
Unfortunately, John wound down in their match against eventual runner-up
Michigan A.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| John | 56.9 |
| Josh A | 10.0 |
| Michelle | 7.2 |
| Khon | 2.5 |
Maryland 1
The 1 team finished in 7th place with a 7-5 record.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Dave H. | 40.8 |
| Adam | 22.9 |
| Josh A. | 9.1 |
| Kanish | 6.3 |
Maryland 2
The 2 team lost to the 3 team in the finals, so they finished in
second place.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Dave G. | 53.1 |
| Zeke | 18.5 |
| Mark | 7.7 |
| Khon | 1.9 |
Maryland 3
The 3 team went undefeated, and won the usual vaportrophy.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Julie | 46.9 |
| Willie | 46.9 |
| Jason | 6.2 |
| Josh B. | 5.8 |
Maryland A
The A team went undefeated, and only won two games by fewer than 200
points. An impressive 4.5 power tossups per game was topped only
by a more impressive 3.1 negs per game. Dave G. is Bo, Dave H. is Luke,
Julie is Daisy, and Willie is Cooter.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Bo | 54.7 |
| Luke | 43.7 |
| Cooter | 33.5 |
| Daisy | 27.0 |
Maryland B
Despite two biscuit losses to UMBC A and VA Tech A, the B team
finished in second place after going 3-2 in the playoffs. John
is Boss Hogg, Adam is Cletus, John Allen is Roscoe, and Shaun
is Enos.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Boss Hogg | 54.7 |
| Cletus | 32.0 |
| Roscoe | 15.3 |
| Enos | 8.7 |
Maryland C
Maryland C finished in 7th place by going 4-1 in the playoffs.
Highlights include a pummeling of John Edwards, and beating Penn
State twice. Bill is Uncle Jesse, Josh Bates is the General Lee,
Michelle is Lulu, and Khon is Flash.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Uncle Jesse | 32.0 |
| General Lee | 17.7 |
| LuLu | 15.0 |
| Flash | 5.3 |
Maryland A
Maryland A lost only one game, to Maryland B, proving that the
Curse still exists.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Dave H. | 50.3 |
| Dave G. | 32.5 |
| Julie | 23.6 |
| Willie | 11.1 |
Maryland B
The B team had a biscuit tournament, losing many games that they
shouldn't have, but managed to beat the A team. They finished
in 7th place with a 4-10 record.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Kobe (Zeke) | 26.8 |
| 10 of Diamonds (Shaun) | 16.8 |
| Bill | 9.2 |
| Mark | 6.4 |
Bill only played in six games.
Maryland C
The C team finished with no wins, but put up a very close game against
the B team. They lost on the overtime question, which ended their
possibility for a transitive victory over MD A.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Josh A | 28.6 |
| Josh B | 7.0 |
| Katherine | 4.0 |
| Nick | 2.2 |
Maryland A
Maryland A finished 7th, with a 6-7 record.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Mark | 48.5 |
| Josh A | 28.9 |
| Shaun | 23.8 |
Maryland B
Maryland B had a 6-7 record, but finished 9th because of total points.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Josh B | 33.5
|
| Kanish | 25.0 |
| J.R. | 15.0 |
| Katherine | 8.9 |
Maryland C
Maryland C finished in 12 place with a 1-12 record. Annie and Lloyd
only played 6 games.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Ben | 20.5 |
| Nick | 15.5 |
| Lloyd | 12.5
|
| Annie | 10.0 |
| Mike | 5.9 |
Maryland
With some effort, Maryland again managed to lose Wahoo, placing
third this time. More depressing was the 19-0 game against Longwood.
We would have had our first 20-0 game if anyone had gotten the
last question, on Helmholtz.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Dave H. | 53.3 |
| Julie | 25.3 |
| Adam | 20.7 |
| Zeke | 15.3 |
In addition, Khon went 4-0 (2.7) on Legion of Dumb, and
John went 71-27 (38.3) on Team Edwards!
Maryland A
Maryland A finished undefeated (12-0), with their closest game coming against
the B team in the finals.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Dave H. | 40.8 |
| John | 36.3 |
| Willie | 29.2 |
| Jason | 0.8 |
Maryland B
Maryland B finished second with a 9-3 record.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Adam | 31.7 |
| Zeke | 25.0 |
| Shaun | 18.8 |
| Khon | 3.3 |
Maryland A
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Julie | 44.7 |
| John | 29.7 |
| Adam | 17.2 |
Sick, Sad World
Sick, Sad World was undefeated before beginning a most impressive
slide into mediocrity by losing its last four games. The players' names
are headlines from Sick, Sad World. Dave Goodman is the Renegade Surgeon,
Dave Hamilton is the Neonatal Skinhead, Michelle is the G-string
Granny, and Mark is Lax-O-Shake (actually, this one is from a commercial
before an episode of SSW).
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Renegade Surgeon | 38.9 |
| Neonatal Skinhead | 23.1 |
| G-string Granny | 10.8 |
| Lax-O-Shake | 9.6 |
3 Jews and a Knish
With a 9-5 record, they finished in 11th place.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Shlomo | 28.9 |
| Spinach | 26.6 |
| Wandering Athletic Jew | 13.2 |
| Rabbi H. Krustofsky | 12.8 |
Lawndale Fashion Club
The Fashion Club went 5-3 in the round robin, and 2-4 in the playoffs (much like Sick,
Sad World, they also lost their last 4 games for a depressing end to the tournament.
Yay team!).
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| John | 32.1 |
| Zeke | 23.6 |
| Julie | 13.2 |
| Maureen | 3.2 |
Maryland A
After winning their first fourteen games, the A team lost a close
game to Virginia, and, like a drunken and ornery Andy Wang
shattering a liquor store window with a baseball bat, we got
absolutely smashed by Harvard, leaving us in third place. Harvard
exhumed Jeff Johnson just for the occasion.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Dave H. | 33.1 |
| Julie | 27.5 |
| Dave G. | 25.0 |
| Willie | 13.5 |
Maryland B
With an 8-7 record, the B team finished in 9th place.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| John | 34.7 |
| Adam | 19.3 |
| Zeke | 15.0 |
| Shaun | 9.7 |
Maryland C
Despite not having teammates for much of the tournament, Josh
perservered as Maryland C. The team won two games, and finished
in 19th place.
| Player | PPG |
|---|
| Josh A. | 21.8 |
| Mark | 19.2 (6) |
| J.R. | 6.7 (3) |
| Josh B. | 3.8 (4) |
| Kanish | 0 (1) |
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